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Old 06-02-2013, 11:40 AM
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Looks like the pigeons came home to roost.
Or was it the goose?
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Looks like the pigeons came home to roost.
Or was it the goose?

All birds of a feather...

i've become a grown up now.
or maybe... a groan away? soft grin...

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Old 06-07-2013, 06:38 PM
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What do you call 'A Ship of Fools' going 'Overboard' ?


'Titanic'

What do you call A Ship full of Foolish 'breeds' going 'Overboard'?

James Cameron's 'breed' Titanic .

Why? Because everyone knows Goldie Hawn is no fool.
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Old 06-13-2013, 10:27 AM
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Talking 'Bark at meeee? The Great Dictator and A Dog's Life

Joy to the World from Three Dog Night

".....If I was the King of the World.....singing Joy to the world.....joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me."
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Q: What do you get when you multiply nothing by nothing? What does it equal?

A: Nothing??

Incorrect. You're multiplying so when you multiply 'nothing' by nothing you get more nothing, Nothing! because you're multiplying.

Now something multiplied by something example: Kindness multiplies by kindness equals more kindness compassion multiplied by compassion equals more compassion. however no matter how much 'something' a person may think they have when you multiply that something by nothing it still equals nothing, nothing!

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Q. What are halo's made of?

A. Neo preen.

Q. Why is a magicians wand traditionally black with white tips?

A. The executive branch is traditionally within the pale.
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Q. What are halo's made of?

A. Neo preen.

Q. Why is a magicians wand traditionally black with white tips?

A. The executive branch is traditionally within the pale.


Halos are nothing but ancient discs. Question to you. What is the highest Disc?

Angels do have wings and sometimes it does looks like feathers and they can fly. Some very high.

Chickens also have wings and indeed feathers but they do not fly; at least not very high, maybe several several inches if at all.
Now we do not eat Angels do we??
That's WHY the majority eat chicken.
I think KFC is still great.
Popey's is very good too.

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The truth of Star-treks food replicator maybe stranger than fiction in that we could create our domestic help and eat them too. Kindness, however, dictates that we gather our amino's directly from vegetable matter.

Is the highest disc a circle?

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Old 07-24-2013, 04:03 PM
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The truth of Star-treks food replicator maybe stranger than fiction in that we could create our domestic help and eat them too. Kindness, however, dictates that we gather our amino's directly from vegetable matter.

Is the highest disc a circle?


Create our domestic help?? I guess that's why we have children. lol Just Kidding... but then again... I guess that's why... and where we get our vegetables. "Healthy servings everyday of fruits and Vegetables not to mention Nuts" However it seems to me there are less and less fruits and more and more Vegetables and Nuts. According to the Food Pyramid of America, which the POA gets most of it's money from, is Vegetables and Nuts.

Makes me want to not walk, not run, rocket all the way at the speed of Light and Sound to Burger King

The Highest Disc sometimes can be a circle and sometimes a cigar shape. It depends on the make, model and preference. Some prefer circles, some cigars, some both kinda like the Toyota Harmony commercials. No, no offense to the US Auto Market, which the majority are like cigars. Like the POA. Gosh now I'm writing in Ebonomics It's a US Legacy thing depending on what you like.

No, no no Ebonomics is not like Economics but then again...lol. no its a sub-subject in English. Simply put uhh 'Ghetto' Slang language which is a sub-subject language to The Standard English American Language or the Standard American English language depending on what side of the Atlantic you're on...
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