Silly jokes that make you smile
Baby polar bear asks its mummy, "Am I a real polar bear?"
Mummy polar bear says "Yes darling. Why?"
"Because I am flaming freezing".
Corned beef sandwich walks into a Pub and asks for a pint.
Barman says sorry we dont serve food :D
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot.
I'm getting my stepladder out later.
I don't get on with my real ladder.
two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'how do you drive this thing?'
Mistranslations always the best -
+ Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk
+ Tokyo hotel:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
+ Bucharest hotel:
The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
+ Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
+ Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
+ Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
+ Athens hotel:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
+ Sarajevo hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
+ Japanese hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
+ Moscow hotel:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
+ Swiss menu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
+ Hong Kong tailors shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs
+ Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results
+ Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking
+ Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
+ Hong Kong advert:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
+ Rome laundary:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
+ Swiss mountain inn:
Special today... no ice cream
+ Copenhagen airline:
We take your bags and send them in all directions
+ Moscow hotel:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
+ Norwegian lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
+ Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
+ Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here
Just want to let you know I enjoyed these jokes. I have read them twice now. Thanks for posting and please post more if you run across them. I love laughing. Love, C.
Thanks for the chuckle!!!!!
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i thought we ALL were. Ha!
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